The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Undeath & Taxes, Sequel To The Utterly Uninteresting And Unadventurous Tales Of Fred, The Vampire Accountant Out Now! Http://Www.Amazon.Com/Undeath-Taxes-Drew-Hayes-Ebook/Dp/B012P8Cf6Q/. Some People Are Born Boring. Some Live Boring. Some Even Die Boring. Fred Managed To Do All Three, And When He Woke Up As A Vampire, He Did So As A Boring One. Timid, Socially Awkward, And Plagued By Self-Esteem Issues, Fred Has Never Been The Adventurous Sort.. One Fateful Night – Different From The Night He Died, Which Was More Inconvenient Than Fateful – Fred Reconnects With An Old Friend At His High School Reunion. This Rekindled Relationship Sets Off A Chain Of Events Thrusting Him Right Into The Chaos That Is The Parahuman World, A World With Chipper Zombies, Truck Driver Wereponies, Maniacal Necromancers, Ancient Dragons, And Now One Undead Accountant Trying His Best To “Survive.” Because Even After It’S Over, Life Can Still Be A Downright Bloody Mess.