The Vain Curse

<p><strong><em>The Vain Curse</em> a unique quirky un-politically correct detective caper about an inept PI who is hired to find out who Carly Simon wrote the song '<em>You're so Vain'</em> about is consistently laugh out loud funny. Ryan Morgan Miller's writing is skilled irreverent and hilariously absurd. Five out of five stars. -Sasha Lauren author of <em>The Paris Predicament</em></strong></p><p>Private detective Tracer Spence is being stalked by the song You're So Vain hearing it every day for a year. When he's hired by a man with the same problem Spence realizes that his case is connected to another that he's working on-that of a kidnapped sister.</p><p>In the process of solving both mysteries Spence uncovers violent henchmen a Mick Jagger doppelganger and man-eating shadow creatures.</p><p>But even Spence's clients are hiding secrets. Secrets that will throw the private eye into a conspiracy of a mysterious organization hell-bent on keeping the origin of Carly Simon's song unknown. But these threats are only amplified by another: the fact that Tracer Spence is the worst private detective out there.</p>