THE VOID

<p><strong>So... I Died. Cool.</strong></p><p>Look people have varying ideas on what happens after death. From Heaven Hell reincarnation eternal nothingness whatever it may be. Hate to break it to you but in this world they're all wrong (kind of).</p><p>Heaven? Real. Gorgeous. Full of good vibes and angels with god complexes. Hell? Still flames still drama but now it's got a schedule. However there is free Wi-Fi (available only on Sundays though).</p><p> Reincarnation? Possible but you'll have to go through a process that makes the DMV feel like a playground. And then there's <em>The Void</em>-the cosmic city for the more complex souls. Beautiful yet eerie but deeply unsettling if you scratch beneath the surface.</p><p>This is a story not a fully fleshed-out one but still a story about a man who woke up dead and started asking too many questions. (i.e. Me)</p><p>So yeah... welcome to the afterlife. </p>