The Way the Cookie Crumbled

<p>The Way the Cookie Crumbled (2025 Second Edition)</p><p> </p><p>Welcome to a world where sheep post selfies robots dream of a better life and a cookie army invades a town. This revised and expanded edition of the original poetry collection adds three new tales to the original madcap menagerie some fishy limericks and more!</p><p></p><p>Brought to life with playful illustrations that capture every giggle-worthy moment this collection of rhyming verse and poems answer life's pressing questions such as:</p><p></p><ul><li>What happens when your uncle sends you a few too many sheep?</li><li>Can a flea successfully take a tea bath? (Spoiler: nope!)</li><li>What would a moth do with super powers?</li><li>What do vegetables REALLY think about their roles in life?</li><li>Is that ACTUALLY an exchange student or just an armadillo in sunglasses?</li></ul><p></p><p>Perfect for reading aloud these tales bounce from the bottom of a teacup to the far reaches of space each one packed with humor heart and the occasional rogue cookie. The charming illustrations bring every adventure to life from a toad's stubborn stance to the moment three lions figure out how to drive a jeep.</p><p>Ideal for:</p><p></p><ul><li>Young readers ages 7-12</li><li>Bedtime story enthusiasts</li><li>Anyone who's ever wondered if their vegetables are plotting something</li><li>Parents who enjoy reading stories that make them laugh too</li><li>Teachers looking for engaging read-aloud material</li></ul><p></p>