The Weirdest Things That Have Ever Happened to Me

<p>My name is Veronica Vulpine. I wish that I could say that I had a really exciting life being an extra in Miami Vice or involved in a witchcraft covenant but I am just me living on a lonely mountainside. I have suffered through a high school that I hated a college that I hated and buying a house and then losing my job. I have dealt with many terrible jobs over the years to make ends meet and many weird things have happened to me in the meantime. But I have managed to survive. I hope these tales give you a chance to endure whatever you are dealing with in life with a sense of humor because if I didn’t have one I’d be hanging somewhere by my shoelaces by now! I hope my little catharsis makes you all laugh because that is the best medicine! Enjoy!</p>