The White Lion

I Am The Grandson Of Mars, Otherwise Known As Xenu The God Of War, I Am The Great Grandson Of Uranus. I Was Sent To Planet Earth To Stop A Nuclear War At Any Cost, I Am A Timetraveller. I Agreed To A Life No Man Would Ever Agree To, I Have Been Murdered And Raped Over 2700 Times, But I Agree To Come Back Alive Every Time. This Was What The Gods Asked Of Me. I Have Saved Six Billion People And All The Animals. I Have Even Slayed The Most Evil Polterguist In Existance, Luccifer, My Brother. I Am A White Lion From The Land Of The Gods. I Saved The Universe We Live In. This Is My Story, Up To January 2008. My Name Is Michael, The Devil Slayer.