The Wife

This Is My Memoir. I Know What You’Re Thinking—What Kind Of An Unexceptional Egocentric Thirty-Something-Year-Old Writes A Memoir? I’Ll Tell You—Someone That Had Life Figured Out By Kindergarten And By College Was Destined To Take On The World With A Certifiably Impenetrable Heart. I Was Religiously Raised Thinking That I Would Never Ever Screw Things Up The Way My Parents Had And Unlike Most Marriages Mine Really Was Meant To Be Happily Forever After That’S Until I Realized I Am Really Just One In Six Billion. We Aren’T So Different. I Am No Stranger To Love And Fear.