The Wisdom of Beasts and Cavemen

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Get Ready for History Rewritten-in Hysterical Rhyme!</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>In book two of the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Wisdom of Beasts</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> series step into a world where prehistory is skewered and modern absurdity is ancient prophecy. </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Wisdom of Beasts and Cavemen </em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>is an audacious collection of short stories written in rhyme that challenges everything you thought you knew about evolution civilization and the eternal struggle between humans and nature.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Prepare to embark on a journey through time and imagination spanning topics from the Ice Age to the future. Discover the true often irreverent origins of modern life. Topics include:</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Ancient Innovation: Learn how the defiant youth Sammi walked to Alaska smelling freedom and how cavemen developed the world's first successful enema (Medical Water Pressure).</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Dawn of Society: Trace the invention of language from a young scribe named Yoo Hoo who tried to teach cave kids their letters using the Boogeyman and fire (The Letter B The Letter F). Witness the surprising shift in courtship when Romance American Style replaced 'Head-Bashing' with the dreaded expense of weddings.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Irreverent Science: Uncover the real reason the great Ice Age beasts vanished-it wasn't just climate change but the colossal amount of greenhouse gas produced by soaring mammoth numbers after cave girls popularized the Sabretooth necklace. And find out why early man stopped slouching: standing straight was essential because Slouching was a goblin trait.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Social and Political Satire: Deters tackles contemporary concerns with a prehistoric twist exploring the dangers of Misinformation the partisan bias of Fact Checkers and the uncanny parallels between modern credit card debt and the exploitation found at The Company Store.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>This work of fiction promises to entertain and provoke offering detailed rhyming commentary on everything from the downfall of Flat Earth Theory and the bizarre consequences of A.I. Brain Transplants to the strange fate of the cuddly Sea Sponge.</span></p><p></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Dive into this unique book and discover the profound often ridiculous truth hidden beneath the layers of history-all captured in unforgettable rhyme.</em></p>