The Witch and Robin Hood

Robin Hood alternated between realities! 'Oh men' Marion said in exasperation and hauled a sword from a pair hanging on the wall. She threw it to Robin who caught it dexterously. Sir Guy looked at Robin who smiled back sunnily. 'Have at thee varlet' Sir Guy snarled and slashed at Robin who parried it easily. 'Your swordplay needs a bit of work' Robin told him critically. 'And so to speak frankly does your dialogue.' There was another slash which was intercepted and diverted with a shower of sparks. 'Look stop messing around' Marion said exasperated. 'All this backchat has its place but not at one in the morning. The noise is going to wake the entire garrison in another couple of minutes. I want to be out of here.' Just like in the movies. Only this Robin is one of a hundred centuplets and Alisande is their mother. Sort of. And for screwing up the entire course of History Alisande is unbeatable. The 'Oops' girl strikes again big-time.