The Witchwood Boys Are Trending

<p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>They tricked me into a dark and unholy union.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Three bastards in witch hats leather pants and iron masks.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>These supernatural stalkers have claimed me for their coven.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>They won't go away. These assholes will. not. </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>leave.</em></p><p class=ql-align-center></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>All because I fell for an urban legend:</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Touch the Witch's Tree on a moonless night and discover magic.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Wholesome magic like: kinky rituals blood sacrifice and jizz potions.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Oh and a forest god who eats people-while they're still alive and screaming.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Send help and I'll send cupcakes.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center></p><p class=ql-align-center><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Witchwood Boys Are Trending </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>is a reverse harem/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). It's a unique blend of cozy urban fantasy and dark horror and while it starts spicy it gets much much spicier. Inside you'll find forced proximity tropes grumpy-sunshine dynamics and a main character with a banana slug tattoo.</span></p><p></p>