The Witchwood Boys Did Me Dirty

<p>These forgotten witches aren't too wicked to fall for.</p><p>A coven of shadows with a curse on my heart and my house.</p><p></p><p>They bake f*cked-up cupcakes in my kitchen and unalive influencers in my front yard.</p><p>These men make zombies out of their own relatives and a panting mess out of their own wife.</p><p></p><p>The Witchwoods are a violent stain on the world.</p><p>Eradicating that blight is worth the dirty rotten things we do.</p><p></p><p>With a second coven's sacrifice we can close the gate.</p><p>Locking the Hag Wytch in her supernatural prison has to be easier with more witches.</p><p></p><p>Bet nobody wants to help me in exchange for cumcakes huh?</p><p></p><p><em>The Witchwood Boys Did Me Dirty </em>is a reverse harem/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). It's a dark sensual romantasy with a splash of campy horror. Inside you'll find graveyards romps in dark woods and confessions of undying love.</p>