The Wizard Tim

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>In the sleepy halfling village of Halfass Tim the wizard has perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing. However he soon finds out that even the best posts don't last forever.</span></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Wizard Tim</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> tells the story of how a lazy pie-loving wizard named Tim and his trusted halfling assistant Julie lose all they hold dear and are forced to step outside of their comfort zones to endure the most arduous and physically exhausting quest they could ever imagine.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Packed with potty humor outrageous innuendos and foul-mouthed antics </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Wizard Tim</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> skewers classic fantasy tropes while delivering a wild ride through enchanted forests monster-infested wilds and encounters that range from the absurd to the arousing. If you crave a satirical romp where the heroes are as flawed as they are funny grab a slice of pie light up your finest herb and dive in.</span></p><p></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>DISCLAIMER: The Wizard Tim contains profanity sexuality and overtly offensive topics. Reader discretion is advised.</em></p><p></p>