World According to Mimi Smartypants

<em><p>Just who is this Mimi Smartypants anyway?</p></em><p>She's 30 (but looks younger) 5'1 (but looks taler). She's never faced a situation she couldn't comment about -- especialy online! She lives in Chicago with her husband LT and her large cat The Cat -- not to be confused with Kat (female friend good for fashion advice philosophical discussions and getting into trouble in bars). She's never had a cavity and likes to look in other people's medicine cabinets. She's witty urbane outrageous an international sensation; she's got a unique smartypants take on ordinary life and its rampant surreality. And absolutely <em>nothing</em> is sacred or taboo -- not men marriage beer religion sex marital aids or motherhood.</p><p>Get ready world -- because Mimi's going to explain it <em>all</em> to you!</p>