The World Is Badly Made

<p><strong>In a world where cats and dogs act like people absurdity reigns supreme.</strong></p><p><br>Bedlam threatens to engulf the world-unless Oscar can stop it which he's willing to try provided he has an enormous breakfast first.</p><p><br>When the Tremblees Arabesque's ambitious aide d'camp stumbles across a translation of an ancient language revealing the existence of a fabled stone he vows to find it for greed and vengeance.</p><p><br>With a dead dog stuck to a car bonnet some burst luggage a blind bus driver and an enormous number of olives Oscar Teabag-Dooven his reluctant colleague Meesha and the Tieress of Arabesque race to prevent the Tremblees from plunging the world back into the Era of Bedlam a terrifying chaos that plagued the land a thousand years ago.</p><p><br>Featuring stolen hearses demolished cafés and a mad dash across Arabesque this ludicrous journey pits intuition against ambition where only the wildest plans stand a chance.</p><p><br>Welcome to the New Fable fiction genre where fluffy just got dangerous.</p><p><br>Corfield blurs the boundary between rubbish and garbage and does justice to neither. - Aiden White Barrington Points Lighthouse Keeper.</p><p><br>The plot is only held together by the book's tangled and convoluted sentences. - Tiffany Parlek Mortal Goddess.</p><p><br>A two-in-the-morning page turner but only because each one's so hard to get through. - Pannel Norbit Curator of Exotic Fungal Infections.</p>