The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World

<p><strong>WARNING: This is the WORST Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World</strong></p><p></p><p>Jingle bells... this book smells. After surviving the worst and the scariest books in the whole entire world Nameless the Rock can't catch a break! Now he's stuck in the WORST Christmas book. Will his holiday spirit be ruined? How can a book about the most magical time of the year possibly be so ridiculous?</p><p></p><p>So what makes this Christmas book the worst?</p><ul><li>Nameless gets picked up by the Jingle Bus (which is already off to a bad start)</li><li>He winds up at the South Pole instead of the North Pole</li><li>A Yeti yes a Yeti appears out of nowhere (and not exactly in a good way)</li><li>Holiday confusion with none of the Christmas cheer you expect</li><li>Plus a Christmas song you might just end up singing... (whether you like it or not!)</li></ul><p></p><p>Nameless would really rather be anywhere else... preferably not stuck on a bus to the South Pole. But since he is he's making the best of it (sort of).</p><ul><li>I didn't know a rock could be so disappointed in Christmas.</li><li>My kids won't stop reading this. It's perfect for anyone who loves holiday fun without all the usual magic.</li><li>This book might not save Christmas but it will definitely make you laugh.</li></ul><p></p><p><strong>YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE:</strong></p><ul><li>Laugh-out-loud holiday stories</li><li>Christmas books that are a little offbeat</li><li>Talking rocks an unexpected Yeti and holiday mix-ups</li><li>Interactive stories that don't take themselves too seriously</li><li>Books that deliver laughs over life lessons</li><li>A Christmas song you can't help but chuckle at</li></ul><p></p><p><strong>Perfect for:</strong></p><ul><li>Kids ages 3-9</li><li>Beginner and reluctant readers</li><li>Teachers looking for a fun Christmas read-aloud</li><li>Anyone who's ever had a Christmas adventure go awry</li><li>Fans of The Grinch The Book with No Pictures How to Catch an Elf and kids who love silly holiday stories</li></ul><p></p><p><em>The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World</em> is part of the <strong>Worst World Works™</strong> series-a collection of hilariously unpredictable stories starring Nameless the Rock and his holiday misadventures.</p>