The Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>WARNING:</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>This <em>is</em> the Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>New Year's is supposed to be about celebrations cheers midnight magic and new beginnings right?</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Wrong.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Nameless the Rock does NOT like New Year's.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> He doesn't like countdowns.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> He doesn't like loud noises.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> And he definitely doesn't like being trapped in another holiday book.</span></p><p></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>There's a talking clock wearing a top hat.</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>There are party hats that no one looks good in.</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Jerry Pumpkins brought snacks that are absolutely not snacks.</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>And the countdown keeps getting louder... even when Nameless tries to escape the book.</span></li></ul><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>All he wants is a quiet evening.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> Maybe one moment of peace.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> But this is New Year's... and things are only getting louder by the page.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Perfect for:</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> • Ages 3-7</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> • Preschool through 3rd grade</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> • New Year's Eve read-alouds</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> • Classroom countdown fun</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> • Fans of </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Worst Winter Book</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> and </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Worst Elf Book</em></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> • Anyone who knows resolutions rarely last past breakfast</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> is part of the Entire World Books series-a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock who keeps getting pulled into books he definitely didn't sign up for.</span></p>