The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World

<p><strong>WARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire World</strong></p><p></p><p>School = friends fun learning and following the rules right?</p><p><strong>WRONG.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Because Nameless the Rock does NOT want to go to school.</strong></p><p>He doesn't even know why he has to go.</p><p>(He's a children's book character not a student. Hello??)</p><p></p><ul><li>There's a school bus.</li><li>There's pizza and sloppy joes (yikes).</li><li>There's... a cow.</li><li>And yes-Jerry Pumpkins goes to this school now. Nobody knows why. Not even Jerry.</li></ul><p></p><p>And of course Jerry is telling everyone why school is the BEST.</p><p></p><p><strong>Nameless just wants OUT</strong>.</p><p>Out of the school.</p><p>Out of this book.</p><p>Out of Joey Acker's brain.</p><p></p><p>But no matter how hard he tries to prove that school is the WORST...</p><p>A weird kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.</p><p></p><p><strong>What we do know:</strong></p><p>Kids CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.</p><p> Parents Are Writing Glowing Report Cards:</p><p> My kid laughed the whole way through-and then read it again.</p><p> This book made school feel fun... even for my anti-school kid.</p><p> This book is absolute nonsense. Five stars.</p><p></p><p>YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE</p><p>✔️ Funny school books with totally unhelpful narrators</p><p>✔️ Characters who do NOT want to be here</p><p>✔️ Stories full of ridiculous twists and unexpected chaos</p><p>✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud</p><p>✔️ Picture books with zero chill and maximum attitude</p><p></p><p>Perfect for:</p><p>• Boys and girls ages 3-7</p><p>• Preschool through 3rd grade</p><p>• Back-to-school season or random Tuesdays</p><p>• Beginner and reluctant readers</p><p>• Fans of funny read-alouds and grumpy rock energy</p><p></p><p><strong>The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World</strong> is part of the Entire World Books series-a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didn't sign up for.</p><p></p><p>So go ahead... click Add to Cart.</p><p>(Unless you're afraid of school buses pizza or pop quizzes. No pressure.)</p>