There Is No Dog

<p><i>There Is No Dog</i> is the new, astonishing novel by Meg Rosoff.<br><br><b>In the beginning there was Bob.</b><br>And Bob created the heavens and the earth<br><br>and the beasts of the field <br>and the creatures of the sea, <br>and twenty-five million other species<br>including lots and lots of gorgeous girls.<br>And all of this, he created in <i>just</i> <b><i>six days</i></b>.<br><b>Six days!</b><br><br><i>Congratulations, Bob!</i><br>No wonder Earth is such a mess.<br><br>Imagine that God is a typical teenage boy. He is lazy, careless, self-obsessed, sex-mad - and about to meet Lucy, the most beautiful girl on earth.<br>Unfortunately, whenever Bob falls in love, disaster follows.<br><br>Let us pray that Bob does not fall in love with Lucy.<br><br>Praise for There Is No Dog:<br><br>'My top choice for summer, it's an astounding crossover novel' - The Times<br><br>'One must simply revel in the joyful singularity of Rosoff's latest masterpiece' - The GUardian<br><br>'Genius!' - Anthony Horowitz<br><br>Meg Rosoff became a publishing sensation with her first novel, <i>How I Live Now</i>, which won the Guardian Children's Fiction Prize and the Branford Boase Award. Her second novel, <i>Just in Case</i>, won the Carnegie Medal in 2007 and <i>What I Was,</i> her third novel<i>,</i> was shortlisted for the Carnegie Medal and was highly acclaimed. Meg lives in London with her husband and daughter.<br><br>Also by Meg Rosoff:<br><br><i>How I Live Now; Just In Case; What I Was; The Bride's Farewell; There is No Dog</i></p> <p><i>There Is No Dog</i> is the new, astonishing novel by Meg Rosoff.<br><br><b>In the beginning there was Bob.</b><br>And Bob created the heavens and the earth<br><br>and the beasts of the field <br>and the creatures of the sea, <br>and twenty-five million other species<br>including lots and lots of gorgeous girls.<br>And all of this, he created in <i>just</i> <b><i>six days</i></b>.<br><b>Six days!</b><br><br><i>Congratulations, Bob!</i><br>No wonder Earth is such a mess.<br><br>Imagine that God is a typical teenage boy. He is lazy, careless, self-obsessed, sex-mad - and about to meet Lucy, the most beautiful girl on earth.<br>Unfortunately, whenever Bob falls in love, disaster follows.<br><br>Let us pray that Bob does not fall in love with Lucy.<br><br>Praise for There Is No Dog:<br><br>'My top choice for summer, it's an astounding crossover novel' - The Times<br><br>'One must simply revel in the joyful singularity of Rosoff's latest masterpiece' - The GUardian<br><br>'Genius!' - Anthony Horowitz<br><br>Meg Rosoff became a publishing sensation with her first novel, <i>How I Live Now</i>, which won the Guardian Children's Fiction Prize and the Branford Boase Award. Her second novel, <i>Just in Case</i>, won the Carnegie Medal in 2007 and <i>What I Was,</i> her third novel<i>,</i> was shortlisted for the Carnegie Medal and was highly acclaimed. Meg lives in London with her husband and daughter.<br><br>Also by Meg Rosoff:<br><br><i>How I Live Now; Just In Case; What I Was; The Bride's Farewell; There is No Dog</i></p>