There Once Was A Book To Be Sure ...

<p><strong><u>A REELY LONG WALK</u></strong></p><p><strong>Sam wasn’t for walking dogs when he could also sleep in</strong></p><p><strong>But the yappers persisted with an almighty din</strong></p><p><strong>So with the longest fish pole</strong></p><p><strong>They got out for their stroll</strong></p><p><strong>As Sammy laid back – and then reeled ‘em in.</strong></p><p> </p><p>Let it no longer be maligned as the red-headed stepchild of the snoberati for the limerick is beloved by fine folk everywhere.</p><p>A tonic to lift the spirits and mercifully not always politically correct.</p><p>A welcome offering of new limericks from the mysterious Dr X author of <em>‘The Antidotes to Modern Living’</em> and ‘<em>What Johnno Did Next’</em>.</p><p> </p><p>*** <em>WARNING</em>: includes occasional adult-themed shenanigans. not for prudes wee ones or the politically correct **</p>