There's a Skunk in the Punch!

<p>The table jiggled. The punch bowl wiggled. Then...plop! I fell all the way into the bowl and began to splash about. Melbourne shares where pride can lead in this hilarious account of funny and fairly harmless mishaps.</p><p></p><p>Berries were dripping. People were tripping. Then it came to me. The best idea ever! Melbourne confidently steps up to take responsibility and is forever changed in a ridiculously silly and permanent way.</p>