They Ain't Gonna Get Any Deader

<p><strong>THEY AIN'T GONNA GET ANY DEADER </strong>is a collection of humorous personal essays drawn from the author's high school college and young adult years. It offers vivid storytelling capturing the essence of coming of age in high school and college as well as figuring out adulting.</p><p>Whether it is getting hired and fired from his first job at an amusement park trying to navigate asking girls out or making plans for his remains after death Dorchak delivers these relatable stories with his typical humor introspection and a satisfying pageful of snark. </p>