They Call Me Weener

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>LIFE IS FULL OF QUESTIONS</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li>How do you pour the perfect glass of milk?</li><li>Why are there Eskimos on the roof of the hospital in Nevada?</li><li>Why would anyone happily accept being called Weener?</li></ul><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Step into the head of Trina Machacek and find the answers to these and a cornucopia of life's more interesting quandaries. Explore how to exercise in an elevator build the perfect fire and point with your eyes. What exactly is a Moose Bag? What are the fingers of life and just how do they relate to one's personality? What's a Fibber Drawer? A No-Time Time Zone? A Pro-Crastinator?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Fall heart-first into Machacek's quirky and wholesome collection of essays that are sure to make you a fan of her ongoing national newspaper column Is This You?</span></p>