THIS STARTLING PROVOCATIVE UPROARIOUSLY FUNNY COLLECTION OF ESSAYS POEMS CHARACTER SKETCHES AND ODD THOUGHTS AND IDEAS WAS ORIGINALLY TO BE PUBLISHED AS A LAST WORK ONLY AFTER MY DEATH BUT I REALIZED THAT I NEED THE MONEY NOW.THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO EVERY HACK SCHLOCK WRITER I HAVE EVER READ FOR THEY INSPIRED ME NOT TO REACH FOR THE LOFTY HEIGHTS OF THE GREAT LITERARY TALENTS BUT TO HOLD TO THE SIMPLE DICTIM: HELL I CAN DO AT LEAST THAT GOOD.