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Preface My Greatest Achievement Is Raising My Children; I Attended The University Of Parenting Since I Was Nineteen. I DidnT Realize It Was A Career That Never Ever Ends. My Credentials Are Quite Extensive: IVe Held More Titles Then The Military. I Was A Nurse: Every Scratch Bruise Cut And Scrape Had Never Gone Unattended. Ceo: \I Am Parent You Are Child\ Was Lesson Number One. Manager: I Was In Charge Of Four Different Lives One Boy And Three Girls. Chef: Prepared Three Square Meals Just About Every Day And I Was No \Betty Crocker\ Referee: I Have Stopped Arguments Heated And Otherwise With Excellent Results. Maid: I Had Full Control Of Our Household And Made Sure Our Environment Was Safe And Clean. Lawyer: Taught Them The Art Of Winning An Argument. (That Sure Came Back To Haunt Me) Cia/Detective: Kept Close Range On Friends Neighbors And Acquaintances. Monitored Tv And Telephone Calls. Held Lengthily Interrogations.(And Still Managed To Miss A Few Predators Right Under My Nose) Banker: When Affordable Allowances Were Given And Taught The Value Of Money. Teacher: I Taught Honesty Integrity And Respect. Checked Countless Homework Assignments Oh Yeah There Were Those Occasional Music Lessons And For The Questions I CouldnT Answer World Book Encyclopedia Was My Savior It Was At Their Disposal 24/7. They Were The First Items I Packed Whenever We Moved Which Was Pretty Often.