Think!

Preface My greatest achievement is raising my children; I attended the University of Parenting since I was nineteen. I didn't realize it was a career that never ever ends. My credentials are quite extensive: I've held more titles then the military. I was a Nurse: Every scratch bruise cut and scrape had never gone unattended. CEO: I am parent you are child was lesson number one. Manager: I was in charge of four different lives one boy and three girls. Chef: Prepared three square meals just about every day and I was no Betty Crocker Referee: I have stopped arguments heated and otherwise with excellent results. Maid: I had full control of our household and made sure our environment was safe and clean. Lawyer: Taught them the art of winning an argument. (that sure came back to haunt me) CIA/Detective: Kept close range on friends neighbors and acquaintances. Monitored TV and telephone calls. Held lengthily interrogations.(and still managed to miss a few predators right under my nose) Banker: When affordable allowances were given and taught the value of money. Teacher: I taught honesty integrity and respect. Checked countless homework assignments oh yeah there were those occasional music lessons and for the questions I couldn't answer World Book Encyclopedia was my savior it was at their disposal 24/7. They were the first items I packed whenever we moved which was pretty often.