This Is No Time to Quit Drinking

<p>Ah the unfortunate Bartley Hannigan. Teacher burnout is just one of his problems. There’s also his disintegrating marriage the inheritance of a haunted property with its uninvited bibulous guest a psycho poet with a fatal attraction the arrival of an Irish banshee hunter with poor personal hygiene his sudden passion for a stripper and eventually the hit man on his trail. But as the gypsy said this “shit-storm” will lead to either a higher plane of understanding—or sudden death. Either way Bartley can hear his train a comin' and he's ready to jump aboard and ride the winding rails to the last stop because he's done with the bullshit! Done!</p>