This Won't Hurt a Bit (Lies!)

They said It won't hurt!Oh what a jokeFrom needles to testsI've nearly gone broke!A poke a prod a gown too tightJust hold your breathyeah sure all right!The little puff? Cleaning wax from my ear.You can read about ALL of that here!From head to toe I've had my shareAnd this book spills it allI don't even careThey say It's just routine!-oh what a bluffA poke a prod-I've had quite enough!From scopes to scans and gowns too tightWhy is my rear always in their sight?!Spinal taps mammograms needles galoreTests I didn't sign up for (there's always one more).So come take a ride through this medical spreeAnd laugh through the madness-it's therapy for free!Join in on the whacky look at medical tests - they get the full on evisceration! But at the end we always come throughBecause as healthcare workers that's just what we do!