Threats Bribes and Chaos

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Feel like you're surviving parenthood on threats bribes and sheer chaos?</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Welcome to </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Threats Bribes and Chaos: The Tired-Ass Parent's No Bullshit Guide to Modern Parenting</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> the brutally honest guide for parents who are done pretending.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Forget the perfect-parent fantasy. This flagrant short form book is for the exhausted overwhelmed and under-caffeinated parents who know that sometimes survival means bribing your kid to eat something green or delivering a well-timed threat to get five minutes of peace.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What You'll Learn (Probably While Hiding in the Bathroom):</strong></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>How to negotiate with tiny terrorists (also known as toddlers)</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>Why bribes and threats aren't so bad when used </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>strategically</em></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>How to balance the chaos with actual tips on early childhood development (yes that's in here too)</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>The fine art of parenting with sarcasm and a questionable amount of caffeine or wine</span></li></ul><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Perfect for parents who:</strong></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>Are tired of expert advice that makes them feel like failures</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: var(--__N4QdCheV6mGo#0f1111)>Need a parenting guide as real and messy as their life</span></li></ul><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>It won't make your kids perfect or prevent you from stepping on that Lego at 3 a.m. but at least you'll be laughing while they drive you crazy.</span></p><p></p>