Three-Quarters Dead

<p>Originally written as an instructional guide for Lisa's six adult children to consult with when she got old and dotty<em> Three-Quarters Dead </em>soon began to nudge her in a different direction. She discovered she had more impressive things to share than the proper way to make meatloaf or the right direction to face the toilet paper roll. Without warning <em>Three-Quarters Dead</em> hijacked Lisa's original intentions for the book and set in motion a diabolical plan wherein her innocent readers would be exposed to a dangerously unbalanced and only slightly sane realm...her mind. With splashes of honesty <strong>Lisa dares to share her own freakish life lessons about midlife lies inventive aging and pesky personal growth. But wait...there's more!</strong> In her own offbeat way Lisa courageously gives away her secrets on how to safely trim thick yellowing toenails (yours or your parents) and the best way to choose a bra for sagging boobs. Other more serious topics include the beauty of <strong>transformation spiritual awakening and faith</strong>. A short book for short attention spans <em>Three-Quarters Dead</em> will both enlighten and entertain readers of any age.</p>