<p>After 25 years as a piano teacher of 100 students mostly children I find that i continue to be impressed by their musical talent and amused by their unexpected comments. If you like kids as much as i do you will appreciate some of their unintentional and frequently uninhibited humor. Quoting my late grandmother Velma Peterson as she quoted a favorite early T.V. host &quot;Kids Say the Darnest Things&quot;.</p>