Tiny Little Pharmacists

Darrell Mala and Jack are three quirky characters who have an equally unusual dream-to transform the world through the alchemical power of pharmacy. Just as pharmacists work on an elevated platform in their own way Darrell Mala and Jack were born for the stage.<br /><br />While growing up in a small backwards American town their outlandish behavior often lands them in a heap of trouble. However whether it's leading a bra burning protest outside their high school upending a show trial when one of them is accused of slapping a teacher or an impromptu midnight performance in an abandoned pharmacy on the wrong side of town these lifelong friends are determined to abide by their principles and their dreams no matter what.<br /><br />As Tiny Little Pharmacists follows this trio from childhood to adulthood the narrative is as unconventional as its protagonists. Not only does it extend hundreds of years into the past linking the practice of pharmacy with the persecution of witches it also reaches thousands of years into the future where pharmacists are being exterminated by the evil American Fried Chicken corporation.<br /><br />In a world that dismisses pharmacists as glorified pill counters soon to become obsolete this novel flips the script. Prepare for a wild ride through history rebellion and the heart of pharmacy itself. After reading this book you'll never look at pharmacists-or their craft-the same way again.