Toasts for Every Occasion

This entertaining and comprehensive guide includes more than 1300 heartwarming hilarious cynical and sentimental toasts for any party or occasion.. Called upon to make a toast at your daughters dirthday? Your boss''s baby shower? Your brother''s wedding? Your sister''s divorce? Don''t worry about what to say. Pour everyone a drink and relax. Your wit is about to get sharpened for you.... Featuring all the right words for all right occasions by Oscar Wilde Charles Dickens Dorothy Parker Mark Twain Groucho Marx John F. Kennedy Winston Churchill W.C. Fields Bette Davis Jack London Robert Frost Ogden Nash Humphrey Bogart Ingrid Bergman John Barrymore P.J. O''Rourke Miss Piggy Emily Dickinson William Shakespeare Mae West Walter Winchell Socrates Benjamin Franklin Victor Hugo Ralph Waldo Emerson Gloria Steinhem and hundreds of others who never worried about being at a loss for words.