Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

<p>Try reading <strong>Tongue Twisters for Terrible People</strong> out loud. Your <strong>tongue will trip over itself</strong> <strong>you'll gasp for breaks in the laughter</strong> <strong>your G spots will hum like a cacophonous cicada colony</strong> and <strong>your neck will flush with shame <em>and</em> desire</strong>. Bud Rose coopts the childhood fun of tongue twisters (and one Patty Cake song) for grown-ups. Each affectionately <strong>bawdy alliterative erotic</strong> ditty is offered to entertain and <strong>titillate</strong> <strong>every kind of reader from the secretly-BDSM-curious to the already- freaky practitioner</strong>. This is useful for keeping in a secret drawer with your solo sex toys building a fantasy sex life with your hetero/cis or LGBTQ+ partner or breaking the ice at a party: it's up to you. No fictional characters were debased in the crafting of these tongue twisters; <strong>every gender proclivity urge kink fantasy and desire is teased in an egalitarian spirit of hilarity and respect. </strong>After thumbing through the bonus <em>Gallery of Gaggy Giggles</em> you'll be invited to craft your own tongue twisters and drawings.</p>