Too Stupid to Visit

<p>Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?</p><p>Well yeah. No one's visited us yet.</p><p></p><p>Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick</p><p>prayer at the starting line?</p><p>A clear admission that you can't possibly win without divine</p><p>intervention - yeah that'll really psych out your opponents.</p><p></p><p>And this 'bigger is better' thing - completely illogical.</p><p>Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there.</p><p>If you really wanna brag hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.</p><p></p><p>These bits and many more in <em>Too Stupid to Visit.</em></p><p><strong>__________</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(24 24 24 1)>... wretchedly funny. C. Mike Rice Realworldatheism</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(255 0 0 1)> </strong></p><p>Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. ... <em>Gemini Rising</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p>Jass is a comedy genius. ... reminiscent of Monty Python ... May Arend <em>Brazilian Bookworm</em></p>