Toothless: Real Stories Real Quick

Toothless is a riotous and all-too-candid collection of REAL-LIFE events. Intended as a bathroom reader Toothless thirty-one stories will keep its reader company with a new and amusing account every day for an entire month. The books honest comical and sometimes earthy depictions include a wide range of actual events. From a ferocious sneeze that triggered the bodily function of a stranger in The Sneeze to the dog who wouldnt take no for an answer in The Buddy; from a man who used fast food as a weapon in The Bacon Cheeseburger to an insect who watched the author pulverize his own crotch in The Fly; and from a moving tribute to a trusted friend in The Belt to a childhood that was transformed by an act of dental malpractice in The Toothless youll agree You cant make this shit up! The vivid and descriptive storytelling will make you feel youve witnessed each episode firsthand. Toothless delivers the laughs and youll rush to share them! So have a seat hit the fan and pick a chapter. Itll be quick!