Topics About Which I Know Nothing

<p>Scintillating surprising inventive fiction from one of the most talented writers in Britain - this is a superb collection of short stories from the acclaimed author of the Chaos Walking series and 'More Than This'.</p> <p>Have you heard the urban myth about Jesus's double-jointed elbows yet? 100% true. Or seen the latest reports on the 'groomgrabbing' trend - the benevolent kidnapping of badly-dressed children by their well-meaning (and more dapper) elders? Heard the one about the Amazon from the Isle of Man? Or perhaps you'd like a job in telesales offering self-defence classes over the phone? Don't worry as long as you meet the weekly quota you won't be sent to the end of the hall...</p> <p>Wonderfully original fresh and funny 'Topics About Which I Know Nothing' is stuffed to the gills with dizzyingly inventive writing and warming puzzling emotions - a fictional guide to how the world might have turned out.</p>