Totlandia - Book 1 (The Onesies Fall)

IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive childrens playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the citys ultra-competitive elite the clubs ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The clubs founder Bettina Connaught Cross adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And theres no room in the club for scandal bad behavior or imperfection...from tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows you simply cannot cross her. But this years admissions process is more rigorous than ever pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress who has been absent for most of her sons life. Jillians husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband--just a sperm donor--and shes hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs... just the excuse her sister-in-law Bettina needs to deny her entry to the club. Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances--and their private lives--go up in flames? Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia.