<p>This book is an overly-dramatic story full of Mary-Sues angtsy thirty-year-olds vampires construction workers omnipotent beings and an exaggerated love story. It is satire for the vampire cliche while also breaking away from the stereotype: a female vampire a self- centered main character under- developed background characters and the generic features of a goth. </p><p>Sit down for Tragedy of Two where everything that can happen did.</p>