True Story I Swear It - Maybe

For As Far Back As I Can Remember I Have Told Stories. I Can Take Nearly Any Situation Or Event And Make A Funny Story Of It. Life Is Too Short To Miss Out On The Fun Part. Also For Many Years I Have Been Writing Articles And Short Stories For Various Newsletters Newspapers And Even National Magazines; Some Paid But Most For Free. I Enjoy Writing To Entertain To Inform And To Educate. I Have A Different View Of The World Than The Average Person And Not Afraid Of Sharing It. I Have For Many Years Wanted To Write A Book But Thought That Anything I Would Have To Say Would Be Out Of Date Before I Finished The Book. And Then One Day Not Too Long Ago I Had An Epiphanylife Stories Humor Fun Philosophy And Basic Life Lessons Dont Go Out Of Date. So I Wrote This Book. . The Book Is A Collection Of Family Stories Tall Tales A Few Reprints Of Previously Published Newspaper Articles A Little Fun Philosophy And A Technical Issue Or Two. Except For A Very Few Of The Stories As Noted In The Stories All Are Original Works Of Mine. The Contents Are As You Will Notice Printed And Listed Simply Alphabetically. I Thought This Random Arrangement Would Minimize The Potential For One To Lose Interest And Fall Asleep Reading Various Versions Of The Same Thing. . My Intent In Writing This Book Was Not Just To Make Some Extra Cash But To Put Down In Writing In A More Permanent Form Some Of My Lifes Experiences Crazy Ideas And A Little Technical Correctness For Family Friends And A Few Others To Enjoy. . Please Enjoy.