Trumplandia

What do you get when you combine modern-day conservatism with the critically-acclaimed show Portlandia? Trumplandia - author Craig Rozniecki's first and hopefully last book of the series and 18th overall.James Bob or Big Jim to some hailed from Hicktown West Virginia where he owned a restaurant which went by the name TBR or The Best Roadkill. Big Jim was a happily married man of 10 days. He met his wife Amanda Goldteeth during a raccoon-eating contest at a Family Values Festival and the two hit it off like Shaquille O'Neal and a basketball rim made of Icy Hot. To the marriage Big Jim brought with him a son - Lil Jim - he traded a four-wheeler for several years ago and a daughter - Jima - he claims a stork dropped off to him with a note which read Three words: Whitesnake concert. Amanda Goldteeth-Bob could never have children of her own so she happily accepted the responsibility of home-schooling Lil Jim and Jima who were in 11th and 9th grade respectively. Speaking of respective James Bob claimed to be a loyal husband and father a staunch Republican and a man of God.Even though facts science and common sense tend to run contrary to the Bobs' beliefs and decision-making that doesn't stop them from staying the course and providing laughter for all onlookers. So come join the fun in Rozniecki's best book to date - Trumplandia where he puts laughter first!