Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind

<p>In the author's own words "<em>These are classics in my own mind.</em>"</p><p>Readers beware! Some of you will be shocked by parts of this book.</p><p>Vegetarians may be disturbed by turkeys on the menu or kiddies in a witch's freezer. Others could well get excited by all the chopping reaping and killing or be offended by the mushy poems professing love.</p><p>If you prefer a little titillation be warned there are no refunds or compensation for bruised buttocks from the house of sin.</p><p>Not put off by any of the above?<br />Maybe just a bit by the mushy love<br />Desensitised to violence and killing?<br />Though the titillation might be thrilling<br />Rhyming or not it's all the same<br />Sounds as if you would be game<br />So take the plunge if you dare<br />Then leave a review — it shows you care.</p>