Two Funky Felines

Jupiter and Aphrodite are two splendiferous cats! Married for some years they live with Rob and Emma. There's no doubt who're the bosses in the household but our heroes allow their human parents to think of themselves as owners. Little do these mere humans credit the intelligence wit and cunning of their pets. Jupiter is a wily battle-scarred tabby and white from the wrong side of the tracks - his wife a beautiful prize-winning British Blue. Theirs is a union of true love. A shrewd operator in her own right Aphrodite has a soft spot for goldfinches the cheeky chappies Human Mummy adores. It takes all her deftness and cunning to save the little birds from Jupiter's renowned hunting prowess while hiding this role from her husband. After all Jupiter would think her well just a little mad! <br>Follow these funky felines in their rib-tickling nigh-on-human daredevil escapades: Come on Aph we're going to pay the puppy farm a visit. Oh be careful dear! We don't want to get into any difficulties do we? No we don't but I'm going to sneak into their office and get a compliments slip. Then we can take it to the police. If they investigate they'll find out the truth of what's going on.