Two Witches and a Whiskey: 3 (Guild Codex: Spellbound)

Three months ago I landed a job as a bartender. But not at a bar--at a guild. Yeah the magic kind. Im not a badass mage like my three smokin hot best friends. Im not a sorcerer or an alchemist or even a wussy witch. Im just a human slinging drinks like a pro and keeping my non-magical nose out of mythic business. Seriously I know my limits. So why am I currently standing in a black-magic ritual circle across from a fae lord? Somewhere behind me my three mage friends are battling for their lives. Somewhere near my feet is the rogue witch I just knocked out with a stolen spell. And I have about five seconds to convince this very angry sea god not to shmoosh me like a bug. Im pretty sure this wasnt in the job description.