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Pastime – “Worthy Of The Long-Forgotten Sadism Of Faulkner’S Jason Compson: Real Brutal And Funny…Something Hunter S Thompson Might Have Thought Up On A Hallucinogenic Trip In A Stolen Caddie Vegas. Great Stuff.” (Jeff Rice Ryder Magazine)Fish Baby Dreaming – A Woman Dreams Of Catching Swimming Babies From A Tank With A Plunger.Extreme Customer Service – Aren’T Tech Support Operators Supposed To Wait For You To Call Them? Not At Computer Cult.The Leper Valley Condo Association – Two Yuppies Disguise Themselves As Lepers To Try To Get A Sweet Condo.White Trash Bingo – “A Tasteless And Derivative Study Of Low Brow Caricatures…With No Seeming Purpose Other Than To Make Fun Of Their Exaggerated Egregiousness” (T S Kerrigan Drama-Logue)The Road Is An Asphalt Hostess – “A Welcome Return To The American Folk Tradition Of Storytelling” (Gabrielle Kaplan Chicago Reader)Buffalo Roam – Working Stiffs Nick And Stan Watch A Gigantic Herd Of Buffalo Run Wild Through The Streets Of The City Below As They Ponder The Meaning Of These Events And Life Itself.Pablo Picasso Teaches High School – Even Though He’S Still Alive And Looking For Work The Greatest Artist Of The 20Th Century Can’T Get Hired As A Substitute High School Art Teacher Because He Isn’T Certified.The Bastard Child Of Evel Knievel – A Young Girl And Her Mother Watch Evel Knievel Fail To Jump Snake River Canyon While Her Dad Leaves Them Both For His Girlfriend.Poets Anonymous – Romance. Longing. Amateur Verse Of Questionable Quality. At Bud’S I-90 Truck Stop Casino Poetry Discussion Group In Western Montana.At The Intersection Of Age And Rage – Angry Youth Meets Pedantic Elder At Stoplight. Mutual Understanding Does Not Ensue.