UFO Farmers

<p><strong>Slightly Vulgar. Totally Ridiculous. Deeply Unqualified to Save the Galaxy.</strong></p><p></p><p>When two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff finally gets his I told you so moment - dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic side-splitting space adventure of the century.</p><p></p><p>Before they can say We come in peace the two are hurtling through the cosmos dodging trigger-happy lizard people getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien suffering abuse from their ship's snarky AI and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real - he's also the galaxy's worst prison warden. Oh and they might be humanity's only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.</p><p></p><p>A fast-paced irreverent and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Red Dwarf Resident Alien Futurama and The Orville.</p><p></p><p>UAPs UFOs non-human intelligence ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life's biggest questions - Are we alone? Who's really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? - and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.</p><p>If you like your space adventures ridiculous action-packed and a little bit inappropriate - congratulations you've found your next favorite book.</p><p></p><p><strong>Warning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter loss of faith in government cover-ups and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for drones and weather balloons.</strong></p>