Unidentified Funny Objects 9

<p>The Unidentified Funny Objects series delivers an annual dose of funny zany and unusual science fiction and fantasy stories. All-new fiction from the genre's top voices! In this volume you'll find:</p><p><br></p><p>* Overworked fairies distributing swords.</p><p>* Alien yeti slackers</p><p>* Elf bakers</p><p>* Absconded books</p><p>* Superhero dance battles</p><p>* Matchmakers ... in spaaace!</p><p><br></p><p>This anthology contains the following stories:</p><p><br></p><p>The Hero of Small Things by Amanda Saville</p><p><br></p><p>Chai Noon by Esther Friesner</p><p><br></p><p>If Pages Could Blush by Kyle A. Massa</p><p><br></p><p>The Time Loop Device is Counting Down by Beth Goder</p><p><br></p><p>Crouching Swan Hidden Polka by Jim C Hines</p><p><br></p><p>Sgt. Yeti by Gini Koch</p><p><br></p><p>The Great Beyond Commands by John Wiswell</p><p><br></p><p>The Second Wish by James Beamon</p><p><br></p><p>These Three Aliens Walk into a Bar by Simon R. Green</p><p><br></p><p>Our Most Sincere Apologies to the People of Brazil by Jane Espenson</p><p><br></p><p>Liability Insurance Policy for Immortals Cryptids and Other Magical Beings: Annual Newsletter by Tina Connolly</p><p><br></p><p>The Shadchen of Venus by Lavie Tidhar</p><p><br></p><p>Cory Sucks by Auston Habershaw</p><p><br></p><p>Sunnyside Daycare Employees' Chat Log Post Alien Takeover by Amanda Helms</p><p><br></p><p>Cooking Up Trouble by C. Flynt</p><p><br></p><p>Right to Remain Silent by Jody Lynn Nye</p><p><br></p><p>Auntie Elsie's Compleat Guide to Heartbreak by Tim Pratt</p><p><br></p><p>The Troll Bridge by Adam Gaylord</p><p><br></p><p>Do Gumshoes Dream of Electric Sleep by Dave Vierling</p><p><br></p><p>Hell's Bureaucracy by David Hankins</p><p><br></p><p>A Crisis of Fate by Zach Shephard</p><p><br></p><p><br></p>