Unnatural Selection

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Meet Teddy a dog who hasn't understood the assignment.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Instead of digging holes and fetching sticks he prefers the trappings of humanity-a species he's convinced against all biological evidence includes himself.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But when his doting owner Maggie vanishes leaving Teddy in the care of her suspected captor his pampered existence descends into a nightmare.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Determined to find Maggie Teddy starts investigating only to unearth a bunch of questions about his own identity: Why does rain terrify him? What's with needing to be called a good boy every five seconds? Does he really like puppacinos or has he just been conditioned to think he does?</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A brilliantly funny identity crisis told by literature's most delusional narrator Unnatural Selection skewers our modern obsession with treating pets like people with heart humor and wickedly clever insight.</span></p>