Up Dinc-Bottom

<p>In this highly original and hilarious first novel by Mark Hubbard the peace and tranquility of the Dinc</p><p>Valley in the Southwest of England is shattered when Dinctum Village Youth Club crosses swords with</p><p>a primary school head hell-bent on shutting them down.</p><p>Used to getting her own way Agnes Braintree has suffered abuse and humiliation throughout her</p><p>teaching career and the time has come for her to take some action. Prompted by a very public</p><p>display of cheek from a junior youth club member out of his tiny little mind on vodka Agnes sets out</p><p>to force the club's closure using any means she can. However senior club members prove to be more</p><p>than a match coming up with a cunning plan to bring about her downfall. </p><p>After a promising start events spiral out of control until the armed forces must be deployed to restore peace. Cars are set on fire; a house is blown to smithereens ferrets are raced cows sing missiles are launched and a frog croaks.</p><p class=ql-align-justify>Featuring a cast of eccentric landowners doddering members of parliament and a doctor who</p><p class=ql-align-justify>builds rockets flown by hamsters this laugh-out-loud action-packed fiction culminates in a showdown with explosive consequences.</p><p class=ql-align-justify><br></p>