UPS and DOWNS

Depending On The Time Place And Situation You Might Be On An Express Or A Freight Elevator. One Minute You Have An Unfettered View For Miles Around Experiencing A Natural High Like Slim Pickens Riding The Rocket Bomb In Dr. Strangelove (1964) And The Next You Might Find Yourself Rummaging Around In The Dark Basement. Unlike A Rollercoaster The Ups And Downs Of Life Are Not Predictable. One Minute You'Re Sailing Into The Stratosphere And The Next You'Re In An Underground Tunnel Without Light On Either End--That'S Life On Earth! I Have Always Been Under The Impression That The People Of South Korea Like Americans Until I Spent Some Time There. It Didn'T Take Me Long To Discover That At Least Some College Students Had No Use For Us At All! Though I Have Been Known To Like A Cocktail Or Two I Do Not Like A Rain Of Molotov Cocktails! For That Matter When It Comes To Food I Am Not Fond Of Raw Squid Or Kimchi. I Prefer The White Pizza In Rome Where I Can Dine On A Red And White Checkered Tablecloth At A Sidewalk Cafe With The Woman Of My Dreams.