Useless and the School Fete

<p>The school fete was supposed to be fun. But when Ewen Useless Euston goes looking for his twin sisters he finds something much stranger than missing kids--he finds a trap.</p><p>Beneath the fairy tree lies a portal to a bizarre new world filled with hostile elves trickster halflings mermaids pirates and even a dragon king. Useless Perry Will and a band of reckless younger siblings must survive capture escape impossible traps and unravel the sinister plan of intergalactic criminals who sell children like cargo.</p><p>Time is running out. Sixteen kids have been taken the portal is unstable and only one choice stands between freedom and being lost forever.</p><p>Perfect for readers who love fast-paced middle-grade adventures with sci-fi twists <em>Useless and the School Fete</em> is full of danger clever escapes and unlikely heroes.</p>